He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He felt like a one man threesome
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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