Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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