She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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