But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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