This girl is more easily done than said...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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