Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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