sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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