i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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