How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
