So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You're like the curious george of whores
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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