I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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