youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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