Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i drank out of a bidet.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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