We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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