did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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