yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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