ya dads aren't the best wingmen
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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