i will never coherently bang her
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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