we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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