do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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