Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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