craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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