there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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