oh god the rape fog is back!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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