Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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