You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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