oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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