if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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