I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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