the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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