Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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