I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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