you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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