my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.