Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.