This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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