Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
send nudes
from the living room?
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