i jhust puked up my retainher.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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