"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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