Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
My ass is underappreciated
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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