What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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