Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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