He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
it's like iHOP with fire
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
i out mim tonsoeep
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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