Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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