sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
