literally had 100 drinks last night.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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