I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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