how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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