trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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