"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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