I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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