you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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