Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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