maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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