U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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